Honey, you've been going to yoga for six months now. Show me what you've learned

You teased me with your ass, now don't complain, I'll fuck you so hard you'll sweat

Honey, the first time in the ass always hurts, you just have to be patient

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

She drank wine and went to see her ex, and she missed him, and her pussy flowed

She was born to have sex! You have to be able to enjoy your dick like that

Get off your dick and open your mouth — you'll get cum right down your throat

Oops, after that she won't call her brother stupid anymore

It's our first homework, so how do you take it off without creampie 🤷‍♂️

I want orgasms that make me shake - I need a big dick like my brother's 😏

"I like your soft pussy, but I'll only fuck you in the anus."

Put your dick in me and don't take it out until you come, okay?

Swallow until I fill your throat with sperm. Then breathe

Cunnilingus your girlfriend more often, you'll be happy in your relationship

Forget the wife, in the hotel problems are solved by fucking the receptionist

Relax, I'm sure I can get it out in time (oops, honey, we're knocked up)

She's fucking awesome, but she's shy 😌 I can tell she's enjoying the sex though

Friend girl, we said no men today, and you're sucking dick

The flaky one didn't mind having sex in my car at all

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I know all about you, sister - give me the silent treatment or you're fucked